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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 03:32

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So they tried

Unacceptable again!

Why do I get stressed when I go to bed?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

When was the first time your wife had beastiality?

Nuts and Butts

Catatonics & High Colonics

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What is it like to be the slave in a mistress-slave relationship?

Everyone loved it.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Major supermarket chain workers start strike across 4 cities - TheStreet

share office space ...

Loons and Moons

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

My waist finally looks like how it did before I had kids but I didn’t lose weight. Why am I still 15 lbs from my starting weight?

No way

Hysterias & Posteriors

Next, they tried...

What is one thing nice you did for someone today or something they did for you?

Still no good

No go.

Then came..

During the Atlmark incident in 1940, the Brit war criminals violated Norwegian neutrality. Hitler could then justify invading Norway. Have the Brits ever apologized for violating Norwegian neutrality?

Another attempt resulted in ...

No, not a chance

Analysis & Anal Cysts

How did you get to be a leftist?

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

They put up a sign reading

What blowjob techniques do you use for your man to cum inside your mouth?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why do atheists love to preach against Abrahamic religions and mock God? Even if they do not fear the eternal fire of hell, pious Muslims will certainly not leave them alone and will take brutal revenge until they surrender and repent of their sins.

Still no good.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Freaks and Cheeks

When Trump blames DEI, isn't he just saying "it must be because there's black or brown people involved"?

So, the docs changed it to read

Thumbs down again.

Just Forget it!

How do I identify fake friends in life?