What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 03:32

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
Unacceptable again!
Why do I get stressed when I go to bed?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
When was the first time your wife had beastiality?
Nuts and Butts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What is it like to be the slave in a mistress-slave relationship?
Everyone loved it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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share office space ...
Loons and Moons
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No way
Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
What is one thing nice you did for someone today or something they did for you?
Still no good
No go.
Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
Analysis & Anal Cysts
How did you get to be a leftist?
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
They put up a sign reading
What blowjob techniques do you use for your man to cum inside your mouth?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!